101 Uses For a Pikachu

by Mystie

  1. Jumpstarting your car.
  2. Teach it to go to Japan and fetch Pocky.
  3. Fun to take to your local pool!
  4. Run it through a maze like a hamster.
  5. Adorable to push around in a baby carriage!
  6. Use it's head for a Pez container.
  7. Tell everyone it's your long lost cousin Earl from Pikaville.
  8. Great to play ball with. (just through it the Pokeball, and it hits it right back!)
  9. Makes a great Spam substitute!
  10. Get a bunch and have them put on "The Pikachu Horror Picture Show" What pikachu wouldn't LOVE to wear fishnets?!
  11. Make a Pika pie.
  12. Film Pikarobics tapes and sell them on the internet!
  13. Teach it to fetch land mines.
  14. Use a couple to light your house and save BIG on your electricity bill!!
  15. Find out if a Pikachu will sink or float in water.
  16. Create a new show called "Pika's Clues" and make it SUPER cute!
  17. Mix them with some Charmanders, Bulbasaurs, Squirtles, and Butterfrees to make a fun and tangy Pokémon Party Mix!
  18. Have your lover stuff one down your pants and just WATCH the fun!!
  19. Dress it up like Ash.
  20. Take it to the circus.
  21. Sell it for some magical beans.
  22. Paint a big "A" on it's tummy and tell people it's a new Pokémon called Achu.
  23. Write a song about it.
  24. Try to crossbreed it with a water Pokémon.
  25. Put it in a dryer with a fabric softener sheet.
  26. Each day figure out a new way to kick it.
  27. Hang it on your front door for good luck
  28. Use it to recharge batteries.
  29. Have it power up your gameboy for you.
  30. Take it for a long walk off a short cliff.
  31. Teach it to swim
  32. Have it bronzed.
  33. Poke it's belly and see if it giggles.
  34. Have it write fanfiction for you.
  35. Scan it.
  36. Write about it in the school paper.
  37. Spray paint it gold and sell it to someone claiming it's a God.
  38. Have it take up smoking.
  39. Use the tail as a letter opener.
  40. Challenge it to a staring contest.
  41. Have it be the spokesperson for your homepage.
  42. Have it run for head Nazi ruler.
  43. Barbecue.
  44. Trap it in a clear plastic ball and make it tell your fortune.
  45. Paint it white and call it Mokona.
  46. Sell it to someone who writes Pokémon hentai in exchange for some Pez.
  47. Make a mecha suit for it.
  48. Fertilizer.
  49. Sell it on eBay for big $$.
  50. Throw it to your enemies football style.
  51. Get a paper towel tube, a lighter, a good friend and then bend over and just try to relax.
  52. Save the lab rats, test your deadly cleaners and make-up on Pikachu.
  53. Tie it to a ceiling fan at a party. Makes one heck of a light show!
  54. Go go Pika Rangers!
  55. Take it to the taxidermist.
  56. Send it into space and tell it to go get some moon stones.
  57. Give it to your dog as a chew toy.
  58. School mascot.
  59. Pin cushion.
  60. Take pictures of it with Briteny Spears! Watch people vomit instantly!
  61. Get it to endorse products for you.
  62. Make a Pikachu hat.
  63. Pass it around at a Manson concert.
  64. Flush it down the toilet.
  65. Make it fuel an electric chair.
  66. Pokémon porno.
  67. Test cosmetics on it.
  68. Create www.pikachudance.com like the Hamster Dance.
  69. Sixty-nine.
  70. Make it do your chores.
  71. Feed starving children in southeast Asia.
  72. Kick it if it won't speak English.
  73. Cover it's WHOLE body in rubber.
  74. Make it into a Pikachu shoe.
  75. Lick it.
  76. Put it in a hamster wheel.
  77. Smoke it.
  78. Paint it and sell it for money.
  79. "Everyday when I make my way to the tub-y... I find a little fellow who's cute and yellow and chubby... rub a dub dubby..."
  80. Fishing.
  81. Trap him in a cage designed to look like a Game Boy.
  82. Make it dance to Ultra Relax.
  83. Tie it to train tracks.
  84. Have it run power to your computer and boot it if the computer crashes.
  85. Blow pot smoke in its face.
  86. Break it into pieces and sell it to someone as a model kit.
  87. Use it as a pencil holder (just imbed them in its skull!)
  88. Perfect for a hug..... until is suffocates.
  89. Slice it up and dehydrate the meat to make Pikachu jerky or "Pika Chew"
  90. LARP.
  91. Have it make garage anime for you.
  92. Win a cosplay contest by booting it across the stage.
  93. Register it as an organ donor.
  94. Use it in a trap to try and capture Team Rocket.
  95. Then sell Team Rocket on eBay.
  96. Tie it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.
  97. Get it a job and keep all the money.
  98. Bottle the urine and sell it as Pokemon perfume.
  99. Battle it off against Gizmo from "Gremlins".
  100. Have it continually typing on a typewriter and see if eventually any of it makes sense.
  101. Make it watch Pokemon! NOOOOOOOOO!!!

Okay, that's all I can think of now. I'll update this every now and again. Ummmm... oh yeah, no Pikachu's were hurt in the making of this list. Pikachu is property of Nintendo and Game Freak all rights reserved etc. Don't flame me, I don't want to hear it. There's 100 animes I can think of that are 53852385923x better than Pokémon.  I only have this page because I'm a diehard otaku. ^_^  If kids wanna watch Pokemon because they think it's cool, go ahead and let them.