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(You Know You Watch Too Much Darkwing Duck When...)

  1. You say that time you met Darkwing at Disneyland was the best moment of your life, and that autograph, you never let it out of your sight.
  2. You start dreaming about flying the Thunderquack.
  3. You search the store shelves for Coo-Coo Cola.
  4. You put up your hair like Morgana's.
  5. You look for St. Canard on a map.
  6. You stay away from Jack-In-The-Boxes, in fear that Paddywhack is in one of them.
  7. You run around with a blue daisy silk wrap-around your shoulder and a big straw hat on your head telling your family to get dangerous.
  8. You begin to say "Let's Get Dangerous" before doing your calculus homework.
  9. The principal calls home complaining to your parents that you've been asking your sex ed teacher sick questions about "cartoon duck anatomy" and suggests they talk to you about it.
  10. You and a friend take your gas-guns to school and have a showdown in the courtyard at noon.
  11. You build a model of St. Canard out of toothpicks.
  12. Light bulbs are your only friends...
  13. ...and you don't care.
  14. Your address includes "that old abandoned warehouse".
  15. Everyday you harass your cable network threatening that if they don't get "Toon Disney" you will force then to suck gas.
  16. You begin to turn your walls into a giant Darkwing Duck collage of 'net pictures.
  17. Meeting someone new even before asking their name you ask, "DO YOU WATCH DARKWING DUCK?!"
  18. Your plumber tells you your house has hard water and you burst into a panicking frenzy.
  19. Bottled water scares you because you're afraid the Liquidator might have added nasty chemicals in it.
  20. Instead of calling out "Yeah Dawg" to guys you yell out "Yeah Duhk"!
  21. Your teachers at school don't even notice when you sit your Darkwing figure on your desk anymore.
  22. You ask your English teacher to edit your latest Darkwing Duck fan fiction for you.
  23. You seriously wonder why people are scared of you.
  24. You make a Darkwing Duck version of "Monopoly".
  25. You make handmade Darkwing Duck plushies.
  26. You ponder about how long of saving up your allowance it would take to buy www.darkwing.com.
  27. You have cartoon dreams in German after listening to some German DW wavs.
  28. You get madly insane when another DW fan writes a better fanfic than you.
  29. You send something to DAFT, and it gets rejected, you can't help but shed a few tears.
  30. A friend is going out of town and asks what you want, your automatic response is "darkwing"
  31. Your relatives intentionally put that purple lettuce in the shape of a cape on the duck at christmas dinner just to make you faint
  32. Instead of "what would jesus do?" bracelets, you have "what would darkwing do?"
  33. You boycott chinese restaurants serving duck
  34. When asked what your favorite food is you respond, "Well... I like to eat duck..."
  35. ... and they know what you really mean.
  36. You think they should make a live action Darkwing Duck movie.
  37. You steal your parent's video camera to make videos with your Darkwing Duck action figures.
  38. A mouse is loose in your house and you think the Cheese Gang is invading.
  39. You need to buy a CD burner because you used all your disks and hard drive space up on Darkwing Duck files.
  40. You market a cassette of you singing the Darkwing Duck theme and DW song parodies you wrote.
  41. You get a small pet Venus Fly Trap for your room and name it "Spike".
  42. You're afraid to cut your lawn because Bushroot might attack you for killing helpless grass.
  43. You hope to get a job working for the "Quackerjack Toy Company".
  44. You demand your local Wal-Mart to order a Darkwing uniform in adult size
  45. You have about 10 different ideas for a Darkwing movie, and you write to Disney with these ideas.
  46. You contribute to lists like these.
  47. You write letters to Disney suggesting they make a Darkwing soundtrack.
  48. You strike up conversations about DWD and you don't care if anyone's paying attention to you or not; you just babble on!
  49. You're on the Top Darkwing Duck sites!
  50. You're #1 on the top Darkwing Duck sites!
  51. You strongly agree that *there is* a St. Canard out there and that you just haven't gotten around to visiting it
  52. You loose sleep wondering just how Steelbeak got his steel beak
  53. You listen to songs that aren't at all Darkwing related. You then get the lyrics to the songs and change them so they are DWD-related and that you can picture the character singing the song or whatever.
  54. You work at the Disney store for the sole purpose of being the first to get your grubby little paws on any DWD merchandise that comes through.
  55. You think that Disney's mascot should be a Darkwing character instead of Mickey Mouse.
  56. You watch The Lion King you have a strange, strong urge to replace the Lion King characters with Darkwing characters for no apparent reason
  57. All the stuffed animals in your room has purple hats and capes.
  59. Someone knows something about Darkwing you don't, it INFURIATES you.
  60. You try to make friends with plants...
  61. ... and they reject you.
  62. Darkwing Duck figures are used in place of the normal pieces in all your board games.
  63. Using compasses, maps, and information gathered from DuckTales and Darkwing Duck, you plot out the exact locations of Duckburg and St. Canard based on where they are in relation to each other.
  64. You've mathematically figured out Darkwing's age.
  65. You own unopened packages of old Darkwing Duck related food like the Darkwing character shaped Macaroni& Cheese and fruit snacks.
  66. You  bought old unopened packages of Darkwing related food off eBay and actually ate them.
  67. Darkwing Duck stamps are framed and hanging from your bedroom wall.
  68. You own Darkwing Duck cels.
  69. You play the Darkwing Duck board game with yourself when no one else will...
  70. ... and you lose even though you cheated.
  71. You're afraid to look at picture of Splatter Phoenix online because she might pop out of your computer.
  72. You design printable Darkwing Duck paper dolls.
  73. You've tried out some of Morgana's spell.
  74. You know how to make chocolate winky doodles.
  75. You've figured out how to write "Darkwing Duck" in binary.
  76. You've designed a mural to Darkwing out of legos. (For more information on how, click here)
  77. You make Darkwing themed rugs.
  78. You design a dress like Morgana's for yourself...
  79. ...even if you're a guy.
  80. eBay takes about half of your paycheck from all the Darkwing Duck merchandise you buy.
  81. The accent to all your outfits is your custom designed Darkwing Duck sneakers.
  82. You make Darkwing Duck music videos.
  83. You design Darkwing Duck t-shirts for sale online.
  84. You try to figure out all of the reasons why Darkwing hates crushed ice.
  85. You've read Mystie's fan fiction and lived.
  86. Sketchbook after sketchbook is filled with modernized Darkwing costumes.
  87. You try to tap the phones at Disney to get all the latest Darkwing info.
  88. You watch ALL the new Disney movies, just to check for secret hidden Darkwing cameos.
  89. Your walls are covered in Darkwing Duck fan art.
  90. Watching DWD inspires you to write DWD themed poetry.
  91. You want to eat at the Shadow Chateau
  92. You try many many times to conceal an attack squid in your trench coat.
  93. When crimes occur, you come up with the most hack eyed zany reason as to why...
  94. ... and it involves villains from the show.
  95. You're not afraid to admit that you come up with ideas for new Darkwing works while on the can.
  96. You make your own Darkwing Duck comic books.
  97. You scour adoption agencies from coast to coast in search of Gosalyn.
  98. You have tapes of Darkwing Duck in more than one language.
  99. You know the exact sequence of how to operate the Waddlemayer RamRod.
  100. You've read this YKYWTMDWDW list over 5 times.